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Tonight, the boys were wanting some ice cream.  Enoch chose orange sherbet (yes, sherbet - not sherbert.  We had a huge discussion about this.  I'm convinced people from Utah can't say sherbert!)  Guard chose mint brownie.
Greg dished up Guard's.  Well, Dad only put in one scoop and Guard wanted two. 
"Two, Dad!  Two scoops of ice cream!"  Guard yelled.  Dad promised Guard more ice cream when he ate that.
"No!  Two scoops now!"
Greg said, "I'm going to make you go live in the Philippines with your Grandpa Randall and he will give you all the ice cream you want."
Guard said, "Good.  Me take Ned, my dinosaurs, my power discs."
Greg then asked him if he would need clothes.
"Why?" Guard answered.
Guard ended up with three servings of 'one biggest scoops'.  Geesh that kid loves ice cream!

Watching Despicable Me and sitting on the wood floor (not the carpet!) with their ice cream.