A plan Enoch shared with me this morning.
"Before I go to kindergarten, I'm going to make some sleeping powder - lots of it. When kindergarten starts me and Jimmy (sorry, Carrie, looks like Evil Genius Enoch needs a partner in crime for his plan to work) are going to put the sleeping powder in big buckets. We are going to put ropes on the ceiling and then hang the buckets from the ropes. We are going to tape pillows to the walls and floors. When my teacher and the kids are in the room, we will dump the sleeping powder all over them and they will fall asleep. Me and Jimmy are going to leave kindergarten and then build a rocket and fly to the moon! Awesome, right?"
It's a bit concerning to me that Enoch and Jimmy are in the same kindergarten class. I do love the fact that Enoch was so excited to share his villainous plans with his mom!
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That is hilarious! How do they think of these things?? Too cute.
Yikes, Enoch! Luckily Mrs. Simpson will love Enoch and Jimmy so much that she will probably find some way to help them get to the moon.
Not to worry! I've already started sewing Jimmy's side-kick costume. Their poor teacher. Although she might appreciate a good nap. :)
What a creative, clever, boy! If we can just channel all of that he'll make us all millionaires someday!
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