Eye Balls

I love toddler's views of their bodies.  They are figuring out how their bodies work, identifying body parts and trying to make sense of it all.  Guard is hilarious in describing his body:

1.  "My eye balls can see those deer in the field."
2.  "My eye balls!!  My eye balls!!"  (Screaming this is after he rubbed shampoo in his eyes during his bath.)
3.  "I have blood in my body.  See my blood."  He opens his mouth as wide as he can.
4.  "Mom, can I sit on your lap?  I'm bony, but its okay because you're squishy."  (This is my favorite!)